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 Rex  -  May 6, 2006, 13:11
Haha! LOL! That banana is a design developed during thousands of years between the bananatrees and the monkeys you dumb ass!
The False Prophet (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 13:21
No! Banana is really the divine food. You shall only eat banana, sayeth teh Lord.
Ohdear (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 13:28
It's almost as if.. we evolved from apes, who ate bananas, and their hands evolved to fit their use better. Oh no wait divine intervention, it must be.
??? (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 13:32
I'm a christian and even I don't buy it.
The False Prophet (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 13:40
Use Google Videos to search for Hovind's Creation seminar videos and be enlightened! See the new revolutionary scientific discoveries of creation science!
!!! (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 13:41
Then sell it.
atheist (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 15:42
AHRGH! no not banana's! My worst nightmare!
o_O! (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 16:22
lmfao!
another atheist (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 16:41
actually the modern banana is the result of artificial selection by humans, so we designed them!!
prufock (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 18:01
Alright, genius, explain pineapples!
Atheist Asshat (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 18:46
Ease of entry... hmmm I thought he was going to sodomize his fellow Jesus loving pigfucker... black ones make the best bannana bread. Pineapples are satans food.
Sergey (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 19:50
That's right! Bananas are for beginners. Pineapples should be used only by those who have advanced to higher levels.
Perv (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 20:25
So, since penii have a point at the end for ease of entry, what does that mean?
atheist (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 21:47
NNOOOOOOO! HE'S FOUND US OUTTT! OUR SECRET IS NO LONGER SAAAFE! THE AGE OF THE ATHEIST IS OVERRRR! Seriously, this guy is some sort of fucking retard. maybe he should remember that we evolved from apes whose primary food was (holy shit!) bananas. I pray for the fearful atheists everywhere.
Apeman (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 21:59
Bananas are not apes primary food.
... (guest)  -  May 6, 2006, 23:52
And we didn't evolve from the apes. The apes and us have both evolved from a common ancestor. Moreower, when I close my hand, it naturally forms something like a square ... not a pentagone (the very tip of my finger does not flex much). This tends to prove that God shaped the human hand to eat square food, like Mars, Snickers, ans so on...
ehrich gustafson (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 00:40
Looks like he's had experience putting phallic-shaped objects in his mouth.
HeliX (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 02:24
"SOMEONE MADE YOUR CAR, SO SOMEONE MUST HAVE MADE YOU! :O:O:O" Er.. cars don't think. They're also not cellular, and thus COULDN'T evolve. We are cellular and did evolve...Y'know, there's EVIDENCE. Bugger me, some people are STUPID.
burket (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 02:43
So is that Kirk Cameron sitting to the right. or is the my discount crack playing tricks on me.
omg (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 02:56
that do you see how easily our eyes fit in our head? they just seem to be in the sockets so effortlessly! Its God I know it lol
 Mossisen  -  May 7, 2006, 04:39
Holy shit, he made me realize what a jerk I am. Jesus has been with me all this time! And I who don't even like bananas. I guess I must've been wrong all these years. But to wrap it all up - I still prefer eating dead animals. I hope I can find that special animal which - when roast over open fire - fits perfectly into my mouth.
desperate, isnt he? (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 04:46
Yes...the bannana is a food so perfect that only God could have made it...the bannana...also present in many cheap pornos and sorority houses! Clearly it MUST be the work of god!
Sture (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 14:48
Homegrown bananas are not "perfect" like Chiquitas - wonder why :-/ , its not like they spend millions refining them, sigh..
Phat (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 15:18
"Alright, genius, explain pineapples!" Ribbed, for his or her pleasure.
Dope (guest)  -  May 7, 2006, 15:28
This is 3 things. Firstly it's an add for bananas. Secondly it's very humorous when viewed in any sexual connotation. Thirdly it's a TESTAMENT to the flaws in self Righteous christianity, and how those views distort human precipitin though consensus bias.
Hgulf  -  May 7, 2006, 21:06
Its satire, isn't it? Like 'follow the banana'!
Dope (guest)  -  May 8, 2006, 00:27
This is 3 things. Firstly it's an add for bananas. Secondly it's very humorous when viewed in any sexual connotation. Thirdly it's a TESTAMENT to the flaws in self Righteous christianity, and how those views distort human precipitin though consensus bias.
Vyo (guest)  -  May 8, 2006, 00:53
The Dark Side of the Banana is Strong.
Jesus H Christ (guest)  -  May 8, 2006, 15:24
my penis is proof on god's existance. it fits perfectly in my girl friend
Jack Meoff (guest)  -  May 8, 2006, 18:09
My penis fits perfectly in my hand, too.
pre (guest)  -  May 9, 2006, 10:41
God exists, if you don't think so, i'm sorry, your stupid.
pre (guest)  -  May 9, 2006, 10:41
God exists, if you don't think so, i'm sorry, your stupid.
pre (guest)  -  May 9, 2006, 10:42
God exists, if you don't think so, i'm sorry, your stupid.
My two cents (guest)  -  May 9, 2006, 19:20
So, there's EVIDENCE? How come there's no scientific PROOF ? Evolution takes as much "faith" as creation. Oh my, some people are narrow-minded.
Darwin (guest)  -  May 9, 2006, 22:41
Excellent satire of the so-called "theory" of intelligent design!
Banana God (guest)  -  May 9, 2006, 22:54
Actually, I created bananas BEFORE humans. I created humans FOR bananas. Everytime you eat a banana, part of its bananic spirit gets fuses with you. This is all part of my plan to make bananas the rulers of the world, they will do a much better job than humans anyway.
 Juhgu  -  May 10, 2006, 03:09
What an ape.
Fox (guest)  -  May 10, 2006, 03:28
LOL! It like the arguement that God is real cuase the Bible says so.
잭애스 (guest)  -  May 10, 2006, 06:30
별희한한놈다봤네...
bla bla bla (guest)  -  May 10, 2006, 11:33
If God exists or not.. is NOT prooved by the shape of a banana.. lol. The only proof that he exists is that we try SO HARD to proove that he does not exist. He is there wither we like it or not. Weither we believe it or not. He is there. Take it or leave it :) Now.. lets have a banana :D lol
Tumba (guest)  -  May 10, 2006, 19:30
I like nuts
atheist_5437678 (guest)  -  May 11, 2006, 10:41
ive seen chimps eat bananas without peeling them first. i've seen gorilas peeling bananas from the other end. some posh people eat bananas that way too. oh and by the way, lots of other animals apart from apes eat bananas. birds, insects, fish, all sorts of things eat bananas. maybe not fish. isn't bananas a fun word to type? bananas bananas bananas.....
atheist (guest)  -  May 11, 2006, 16:03
atheists are unintelligent and uptight
Banana (guest)  -  May 11, 2006, 20:03
Doesn't the guy wonder that banana has no seeds in it? Because the banana he is holding is an ennobled product made for the markets. "Real" bananas aren't even that big.
susej (guest)  -  May 15, 2006, 12:16
i'm allergic to bananas.
god doesnt exist if you think he does your a fool (guest)  -  May 15, 2006, 18:17
hes tryting to brainwash you dont take it . FIGHT THE POWER !!!!
Fred (guest)  -  May 16, 2006, 06:56
What about poison ivy? Thanks God.
Sam (guest)  -  May 16, 2006, 06:59
Coconuts were clearly designed by God. You can drink out of them or use them as a helmet.
zomg (guest)  -  May 16, 2006, 22:37
I LIKE IT UP THE BUTT! IT FEELS SOOOO GOOD WITH OR WITHOUT LUBE ( I PERFER IT WITH A LITTLE KY JELLEY THOUGH...) ITS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD! GOD MUST B REAL BECAUSE HE GAVE US THESE HOLES OF INFINITE PLEASURE!
... (guest)  -  May 16, 2006, 22:38
the guy above me has issues...
blueblood (guest)  -  May 17, 2006, 10:00
disturbing
hehe (guest)  -  May 18, 2006, 01:29
zomg, you made me laugh so hard... god must be a homo-sexual to design such a great butt-pleasuring tool! oh, and for the "my two cents" man who said evolution lacks proof... look it up, you'd find lots of them. fight your ignorance.
Hello! (guest)  -  May 18, 2006, 12:06
You lot of idiots! Can't any of you see that was all a joke?
 Juhgu  -  May 19, 2006, 14:29
No, we take our bestofgooglevideo(tm) seriously. P.S. It was a crappy joke.
... (guest)  -  May 19, 2006, 14:29
No, it wasn't a joke. This is an excerpt of an ~hour-long "documentary" labeled something like "why atheists are wrong". I saw the whole thing about a year ago.
Logic (guest)  -  May 20, 2006, 01:13
"Hello! (guest) You lot of idiots! Can't any of you see that was all a joke?" Obviously you've never lived in the Amerikkkan South... These people do exsit.
Logic (guest)  -  May 20, 2006, 08:05
"Hello! (guest) You lot of idiots! Can't any of you see that was all a joke?" Obviously you've never lived in the Amerikkkan South... These people do exsit.
Ninja (guest)  -  May 21, 2006, 13:35
Can i have my 1:05 back?
Hello! (guest)  -  May 21, 2006, 14:20
I stand corrected ...he is for real. I checked it out.
Newborn Bananaist (guest)  -  May 22, 2006, 03:55
This guy has been studying hard... counting the grooves and all. He MUST know what he's talking about. I think I'm convinced. I think I want to believe in God. What's the next step? Do you think he has some tips for me about how to choose which god to worship? Jesus is pretty cool, but, there are too many options... Baptist, Methodist, Anglican, or even Catholic... Confusing for a beginner. I migh just start with Allah, at least it comes out mainly in one colour. Everybody please send me your tips, will you?
Comentor (guest)  -  May 22, 2006, 03:58
Rating sould definitely be "Funny", not "Interesting". I mean, if you believe in this crap you'll just go: Yeah, right, that's what I always thought. But if you don't, you'll piss yourself watching the banana guy.
Newborn Bananaist (guest)  -  May 22, 2006, 04:04
This guy has been studying hard... counting the grooves and all. He MUST know what he's talking about. I think I'm convinced. I think I want to believe in God. What's the next step? Do you think he has some tips for me about how to choose which god to worship? Jesus is pretty cool, but, there are too many options... Baptist, Methodist, Anglican, or even Catholic... Confusing for a beginner. I migh just start with Allah, at least it comes out mainly in one colour. Everybody please send me your tips, will you?
Puker (guest)  -  May 22, 2006, 09:19
I don't like bananas... You think God doesn't like me or something? I like my Canon camera though, fits my hand perfectly so I must thanks God for that... No, wait. I know who designed the camera I use, and I'm pretty sure he's not God. I still don't like bananas.
Dear dear dear (guest)  -  May 22, 2006, 11:06
Everyone has different views ... Whoever made this is pretty dumb. Apes don't eat bananas alot in the wild, bananas don't grow naturally near people. This guy is clearly an idiot but let's not blame ALL Christians (just most of the ones in south America) for making religion look dumb. I don't understand why people who believe in evolution (again, mostly in the States) think they can't believe in God too. I believe in evolution and God, who says he didn't orchastrate it? I don't believe in him because of some crappy "evidence" like that ... I only do because I have personal experiences. Then again, that's just me. Still, it's wrong to knock religion, even if it is believed in by thousands of no-brained people.
me (guest)  -  May 22, 2006, 21:21
this is totally out of context. i admit that it sounds stupid out of context. he's saying that a coke can clearly has a designer, you can tell because it's designed for a purpose. He's asking why people don't question whether the banana has a maker too; as an example.
Lunar Shadow (Atheist) (guest)  -  May 24, 2006, 11:24
You've got to be joking right?
Lunar Shadow (Atheist) (guest)  -  May 24, 2006, 11:26
The problem is that this is not Joke I know of these guys they have a website and everything damn street preachers oh yeah the dumb ass web addy is www.wayofthemater.com the scary part is that this is no joke
Ex-atheist (guest)  -  May 25, 2006, 11:43
Wow! I'm converted! This banana story touched the depths of my atheist heart! I don't understand how I've been so blind when the proof of God's existence was right in front of me all this time! [/sarcasm] But seriously, I would become atheist just to prove how much a retard I think this guy is....
Jake (guest)  -  May 25, 2006, 22:14
Me too. This video changed my life.
God (guest)  -  May 27, 2006, 13:48
Fuck bannanas, let's all be friends :)
God (guest)  -  May 28, 2006, 15:07
What the hell does a banana have to do with me?
anyone (guest)  -  May 29, 2006, 19:31
there for girls aswell gods great
dumb (guest)  -  May 29, 2006, 19:56
is he just sayin what he must say, or do peoplelike that really excist?
Jlo (guest)  -  May 31, 2006, 02:16
My ass is shaped like an Apple, do that one next please
sdrawkcab (guest)  -  May 31, 2006, 02:39
So, God made bananas... Who made everything else?
 navysealltblue  -  May 31, 2006, 08:05
Sad thing is... I know people who think this way...
SoreThumb (guest)  -  June 4, 2006, 04:08
Anthropologists have shown that the 'handle' end is only viewed as a handle to humans, who made an association that way. Monkeys have been eating it by peeling of the 'black cap' at the bottom for a long time :p
Jerry (guest)  -  June 8, 2006, 04:42
Mr. T says respect your mother.
banana (guest)  -  June 8, 2006, 20:34
Banans' are only 1 of the millions of other creations that god has provided for us, his bestowed his mercy upon us,why not be greatful??, surely for those who beleive.. It will reflect...evolution u say?...so ur tryna say ur tryna say ur GRANDPA had a black penis??...how did all you black-penis aped ...turn so white??
dude (guest)  -  June 8, 2006, 20:39
Evolution is bullshit dude ...like totally...fuck you ALL if you beleive your GRANDPA was a smelly ape ...cuz mine sure wasn't.....yes ..you say DARWINS theory's right ??...yeh he is right ..to a certain extent ..animals to adapt to an environment..but ARE we FUCKING ANIMALS??...we're HUMANS ....study the DNA structure of an APE and a HUMAN ...they're ckearky NOT IDENTICAL ...if we DID EVOLVE from apes...wouldn't thier be traces of the same blood line (+ -)...and if i remember clearly ...darwin's theory ..AN ANIMAL ONLY CHANGEs ..to ADAPT TO THE ENVIRONMENT ...APES were STILL LIVING TODAY ...they're WEL adapted to the envirnoment ...why did ONLY SOME CHANGE?????...why didn't the WHOLE population change?...cuz if we really DID EVOLVE ...we wouldn't know that we EVOLVED FROM APES ...cuz they would be non-existant today ..u fuckin DUMBASSES!...i'll wait for ur pathetic reply
ruby (guest)  -  June 11, 2006, 11:51
haha
guy (guest)  -  June 12, 2006, 09:19
r u stupid or something, dude? i dont get how anyone can believe in god
Oms (guest)  -  June 13, 2006, 15:57
Dude... You're retarded... First off, parts of the population can evolve... just compare whites to blacks... or asians... or any other fucken race. As for not identical, obviously we're not the same as apes, otherwise we'd look like em. We are however, "99%" identical according to a shitload of research and whole bunch of different independent studies. And lastly... a human is a type of animal. The word animal is a classification... just like insect or plant. Behold! The True dumbfuck!
bananasforapes (guest)  -  June 15, 2006, 03:12
this should be in the funny category
Some Guy (guest)  -  June 15, 2006, 04:46
I'm hungry now.
Anonymous (guest)  -  June 24, 2006, 18:59
I really do find these answers rather pathetic. You go on and on about "this guy is a fucking retard!", I'm an atheist however, about this video, I don't give a shit. I say you guys should get a life instead of bitching about some christian fanatic who likes bananas
Hmmmmm... (guest)  -  June 26, 2006, 05:22
My prosthetic leg fits right on my stump, God exists!
 astus  -  June 26, 2006, 15:23
Response to Dude, your a bit of a tit to be honest mate. Evolution is like real dude, ya know, like lots of years past yeah after like this really big bang dude, and all the proof needed is in.
rofl lolsson (guest)  -  July 5, 2006, 20:59
HAHAHAHAHA
yeah religion (guest)  -  August 15, 2006, 21:53
That's it! I'm starting a new religion worshiping the higher power of bananas. All hail bananas!!! I'm getting a banana and hanging it on my wall, and getting one that hangs around my neck...Ooo ooo!! I'm gonna write the Banana Bible!!!! Any followers?
 Deleted0001  -  September 12, 2006, 20:29
Bad "proof". The banana came a long time before human kind.
 dbutler1986  -  October 7, 2006, 01:56
Oh the stupidity. Yeah, its a good fit for our hands and mouths...MONKEYS TOO. Gee, God liked to give us perfect fruit so much, he even made apples and oranges and pineapples with pulltabs and perforations and grooves, too.
BAh (guest)  -  October 12, 2006, 16:32
no one is ever gonna read this, but still.. If there is no proof of gods existance, is there proof of him/her not existing? Im not a beliver, but it´s wrong to look down on someone for their belifs..Peace
sean (guest)  -  October 22, 2006, 15:53
proof? not very scientific proof. beleiving in god shows a selective failure of intelligence.
Stonewall (guest)  -  December 10, 2006, 01:02
Haha. These guys are ignorant. Bananas have been bred by man for thousands of years to look like that. Natural bananas are small, hard to peel, taste like sh!te, and grow in the middle of the snake infested jungle of Vietnam. Also IMO believing in God = unintelligence & not believing in God = unintelligence.
True Believer (guest)  -  January 26, 2007, 21:28
You are all so narrow minded. I hope your eyes will open up someday. God is real and He surely loves you all. Who do you think created the world and everything in it? The whole creation testifies that there is a God.
Kant (guest)  -  February 11, 2007, 22:26
whether or not there is God will not be answered by bred bananas. But if there were intelligent design then all evil in the world would also be designed and that would make god either at least half evil or an oxymoron. the only "god" there is lies in yourself and your choice to do or not do things that are good - i.e. to the benefit of others.
peter (guest)  -  June 15, 2007, 06:13
science is expieraments that have taken people thousands of years to refine and create. it would not take one idiot with a banana to prove that there is a large naked dude in the clouds created the univurse and mankinde.
Gerb  -  July 15, 2007, 18:38
"God exists, if you don't think so, i'm sorry, your stupid." Haha, exactly what an easy-to-manipulate someone would say :) People who believe in god, sure, no problem. People who hate others for not believing in their god, and possibly making / supporting war against people with another belief, now those are the people we need to annihilate. Get rid of extremists (I am NOT only talking about Islamic extremists, also about Christians, or any other kind possible), the people like the guy in this little movie (if he is serious) who try to get people to believe in god and not find through lies, and / or say Atheïsm is bad. I'm an Atheïst myself, untill I see actual proof of god.
Gerb  -  July 15, 2007, 18:40
"who try to get people to believe in god and not find through lies" should be "who try to get people to believe in god through lies". WTB edit-button :
awakenedone (guest)  -  December 4, 2007, 11:01
so god made the banana perfectly shaped for shoving up your butt, are these people serious? God was invented by man to control the masses, take zionism those who obey, all the religions expect at least 10% of your weekly/monthly income,therefore the original taxman,therefore the original bankers, therefore the iluminati,therefore the enemy,therefore POLPOT WHY NOT???!!! sometimes the truth hits you in the face all day long and you dont even see who or what is doing it because you are blinded and deafened by the walls of lies,deceit and propaganda, are we the enemies of the state or the enemies of the people? the class experiment expands exponentially the petridish evenmore toxic and all the time you feed from it because they tell you to because they tell you it is safe and you believe them, why would the state want to harm us??? SUCKERS
 rlassig  -  December 21, 2007, 02:45
LOL! There's a nice quote for this moment: "Earth is so agreeable to us because we EVOLVED in it." Ergo, we EVOLVED hands to better hold the banana.
 will8421  -  January 16, 2008, 00:51
What a load of bollix! These people should be slapped for being so stupid. If there is a god and say he created mankind etc. what created him? Creationists are so stupid it's quite unbelievable that anyone could take them seriously. But then it takes all kinds to fill up the world. Open your eyes people....
guy who will jump in the crowd and put his 2 cents (guest)  -  May 17, 2008, 06:25
ok. no god. simple. look at evolotion. i wound up on the church channel as a guy talked about how god created things too complex to have evoled and he said that feathers and scales didnt have no relation and that feathers are to complex for evolotion. well shocker! look up Archaeopteryx. the most convincing piece of evolution i can think of. look at the fossils. if you think everything is to complex than remember this. we started as the same thing. chemicals were mixed together when the earth first started at that time the earth was highly unstable and had lightning constantly stricking the ground which hit the abundance of cocktails and started the chain reaction. they made the begining of the earth again in a lab by putting chemical highly likely to be there and shocking it and came with the start. another thing. if he did exist than he is retarted. he created me so that it is impossible for me to have 100% blind faith. I need facts, at least alittle to takin the possiblity, then he convinently gave no prove. so he has made me with no way to heaven condeming me to hell from the start. good job god. recently they found prove of a story previously thought only of as fiction. they didn't have one piece of prove. but they found the wife of jesus. (who did exist, as to if he was the son of god or had some good crack is the question) he ran of with her and his kids and faked the resurection. they also found that at that part of the world at a certain season ice forms over the water that is too thin to see unless you are in its face, but can hold a full grow man. there has never been one shred of proof of god. christians have choosen to say that if evolotion is true what created the first matter. well thanks for that double edge sword. who created god. and as for matter there is a little thing called random theory. if you remove all the air from a space there is a vacume. if there is nothing around that vacume, no other matter then there is nothing. then the random creation of the super basic particles (like the ones released from a object when being crushed into a blackhole release)happens. being realistic it could not have created something complicated but makes perfect sence for something simple as those particle to be created, not random cars and trees appering. lets hope that at least one person out there will see this and realize the facts. and in 2012 we will see in god is real because jesus is souposed to come then. it fits all the stuff that the bible has said. earthquake on mount olive in isreal and vuala jesus. either that or russia bombs the world. world war 3. well thats the end of my neverending word rampage.
guy who will jump in the crowd and put his 2 cents (guest)  -  May 17, 2008, 06:30
ok thats weird they put a spaceship over the fake of my word faked.... please read the whole above. it is proof that aithists are right.
guy who will jump in the crowd and put his 2 cents (guest)  -  May 17, 2008, 06:32
ok the space ship is supposed to be f a k e d
J-Lew (guest)  -  January 1, 2009, 07:58
1# Have you ever seen a wild banana? The banana he's holding has been put through years of artificial selection to get it's color,shape, whatever. #2 Even if nature did produce this without mans influence wouldn't that just be coincidence? I mean no one says a coconut isn't easy for us to get nutrition from so there isn't a God.. that's just ludicrous. #3 Neither of these baboons are scientists and I'm tired of them acting like it.
Arkansasguy (guest)  -  June 3, 2009, 18:10
Ehrich you have always been full of crap, and you always will be full of crap. Go screw yourself with a shotgun. Love, "James"
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 00:49
Arkansasguy, what is this Ehrich you're talking about? Is he the dumbass who thought you were stalking him?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 00:54
Why, yes, Ehrich Gustafson is the exact same paranoid guy.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 01:01
Refresh my memory again. What was his problem?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 02:09
Oh, he was making fun of a Christian girl about her faith in finding the West Virginia coal miners at a Livejournal community Christian group. He then stalked her site and then the moderator's site. Then when I wrote to him with an opposing viewpoint, he tried to locate my IP address and proceed to accuse me of stalking him. What a jerk.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 06:16
My God, he was a dumbass! So whatever did happen to that loser?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:14
Well, I heard that at one time he ended up homeless
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:17
Well, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:24
Well, not in this particular case. He refused any food from people like the Salvation Army and religious and Catholic charities. He posted this on his blog himself.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:29
What? You've got to be kidding me! What, was he afraid that he was going to be indoctrinated through the hamburger goulash he was about to receive?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:35
Maybe he thought beggars could be choosers. Probably wouldn't have served him if he was going to take on that attitude.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:39
I guess, what, he probably died of starvation, because every charity had an agenda?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:43
Well, according to him, yes, every charity does have an agenda. But no, he didn't die. Instead, I guess he was able to live somewhere. But then he wrote a blog entry where he developed an unhealthy obsession with Candace Cameron-Bure.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:47
What the hell are you talking about?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:51
LOL! It's true! Remember the oldest daughter from "Full House"? Well, appararently he wrote an e-mail telling her how mad she was about being a Christian. I don't know what's in his mind. He probably was just plain drunk.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:53
OMG! Ehrich actually did that? What, he just picked a random Christian celebrity, and pulled that kind of crap? Well, how did she respond?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 13:56
Well, he CLAIMS that she responded in a horrible, judgmental manner, and condemned to Hell and all that. My guess is that response is all fake. Ehrich Gustafson has a way of being THAT arrogant.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:01
What the hell is that spaceship?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:02
I don't know, let me try it again. My guess is that response is all fake.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:03
What the fuck is going on here?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:04
I don't know. Anyway the response is all f-a-k-e. Let's try that.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:05
What a stupid icon! Anyway, yeah, Ehrich Gustafson sounds like an arrogant ass.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:06
Sheesh, I'm surprised there wasn't a picture of a donkey!
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:14
Okay, so did he stop stalking Candace?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:18
No, he kept on doing it. In fact he spent a few months in jail, because he tried to break into her house, and her hockey player husband attacked him with a stick.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:22
LOL! Stop it! You're making this up!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:24
Okay, okay, you're right. It's all made up. But, hell, it would have been funny if that did happen. Actually, he switched his unhealthy obsession from Candace Cameron-Bure to Morris Berman.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:28
Who the hell is Morris Berman?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:45
Oh, some professor Ehrich fell in love just because he's an atheist. Anyway, he wrote to Morris, Morris wrote back to him, and then a love affair began.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:54
Doesn't this professor dude live in Mexico?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:57
Yeah, and Ehrich Gustafson lives in California. Apparently, the living conditions are the same for both.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 14:58
LOL! Yes, taxes for everybody! Man, California's going to crumble into the ocean. What are those fuckers thinking just living there?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:02
What they're thinking is that defeating prop 8 and gay marriage is more important than a balanced budget. They've got their priorities all screwed up.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:05
I know. So did Morris and Ehrich get married then?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:10
LOL. No, again, since I hadn't heard from his blog in quite a while. He may have gone to Europe with his bitch. But then Morris probably dumped him in the Black Forest, and he's probably forced to survive over there.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:12
LOL. Well, I guess Ehrich should depend on a Christian charity now if they ever show up in the middle of the Black Forest!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:15
LOL. Yeah, so what do you think of this guy with a banana?
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:16
Eh, who cares? But I thought Ehrich Gustafson was straight.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:17
Are you kidding? He's a flamer. Valerie just his fag hag.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:18
Seriously
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:19
What, if a SO drunk-posts to you, would you want to take that relationship seriously?
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 15:19
No, guess not. Ehrich Gustafson's on drugs anyway, right?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:45
Yeah, he's more emoistic that the most emoistic emo in the whole USA, even though he claims that he's not and that he hates emos.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:45
Maybe he meant Elmo.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:46
No, no, emo. Will you knock it off?
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:46
Sorry! Geez.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:49
I remember he also hates furries.
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:50
Well, they ARE strange.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:51
Sure, but what's his problem with them? I mean, was his dad a furry?
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:51
LOL maybe
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:54
All he does is hate, hate, hate. What's his problem?
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 16:57
Yeah, he blames other people for hating too. What's his livejournal id?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 17:05
boyinasuitcase
Conway (guest)  -  June 4, 2009, 22:03
Boyinasuitcase? What kind of stupid name is that?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  June 13, 2009, 14:44
Heehee, search results have been updated!
Conway (guest)  -  June 13, 2009, 14:44
Yeah, and no one will probably notice that for months! Later!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 22:53
So, looks like no one's noticing.
Conway (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 22:53
Yeah, I wonder if Ehrich actually DID die homeless.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 22:55
Eh, call it retribution if he did. He certainly feel sorry for the people of WV, or anybody who dies for their faith.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 22:55
Sorry, he certainly DOESN'T feel sorry.
Conway (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 22:59
I knew what you meant.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 23:00
Wanna make fun of other people since to everyone else this thread is dead?
Conway (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 23:00
Let's see if we have anybody who shows up and then becomes really irate.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 23:01
Okay, then, later!
Conway (guest)  -  August 30, 2009, 23:01
Later
sibby (guest)  -  August 31, 2009, 16:14
I think this is kind of sweet.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 21:52
Hey, check this out, Conway! Only one person has stopped by and has ignored the other comments we made!
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 21:52
Ha ha sweet
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 21:53
Shall we keep doing this? See how long we can do this before we get found out?
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 21:54
Later. Not in the mood right now. We'll try something later though.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 21:55
OK
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:33
Hey, did you know Sarah Misch and Janet Loeffer really suck ass?
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:33
Yes, yes I do
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:48
Probsbly each other's asses too
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:49
LOL! Well, they are liberal trolls!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:50
Yeah, and Carlos Fernandez likes to watch them
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:50
ROFLMAO
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:51
IS ANYONE AT GOOGLE PAYING ATTENTION TO THIS???
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:51
Of course not. This is a dead thread, so they don't know what's going on.
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:57
I just read Astus's comment in this thread. What is he, a surfer?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:58
Probably. A suntan most likely killed his brain cells.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 22:58
Probably. A suntan most likely killed his brain cells.
Conway (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 23:05
Don't forget that LankanLatino is a racist as well.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 13, 2009, 23:06
Yeah, what the hell is that person doing on YouTube?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 25, 2009, 20:29
You know who also sucks? RedStateSkeptic, the guy who trolls on Malkin's blog.
Conway (guest)  -  September 25, 2009, 20:30
Oh, yeah! Did you see this? http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/25/raaaaaaaaacist/comment-page-1/#comment-812740
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 25, 2009, 20:31
Ha ha! Classic!
Conway (guest)  -  September 25, 2009, 22:14
Hey! Doesn't Richard Ribbit Western over on Facebook who regularly comments on Fox News has syphillis?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 25, 2009, 22:14
Yeah, I think he got it from Chris Matthews.
Conway (guest)  -  September 25, 2009, 22:14
Oh, so that's why Matthews has that tingle!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 25, 2009, 22:15
LOL
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 27, 2009, 15:17
You know who else really is a moron over at Malkin's blog? Silvercat!
Conway (guest)  -  September 27, 2009, 15:19
Oh, yeah, this: http://michellemalkin.com/2009/09/25/raaaaaaaaacist/comment-page-1/#comment-813152 does this IDIOT really believe that more government is needed for a 21st century America??? We've already had enough government as it is already!!!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  September 27, 2009, 15:20
My God, what is it with these liberal trolls?
Conway (guest)  -  September 27, 2009, 15:20
I know.
Kyle (guest)  -  October 13, 2009, 06:34
That explains why monkeys like bananas so much. But if God created it for humans, why did monkey's exist first? :S 'cause it's nature and evolution. There are a lot of things like this that isn't solely for humans. God does not exist.
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  October 21, 2009, 21:35
Whatever Kyle, you little fucker.
Conway (guest)  -  October 21, 2009, 21:46
RED STATE SKEPTIC, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:27
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
Conway (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:28
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:28
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
Conway (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:28
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:28
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
Conway (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:28
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:29
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
Conway (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:29
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:29
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
Conway (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:29
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  November 14, 2009, 18:30
Chris Matthews is a miserable piece of shit who doesn't know crap. To think that it's okay to call Al-Qaeda is feeble-minded. He gets more than a tingle from Obama, he gets a hard-on!
Conway (guest)  -  December 2, 2009, 19:43
Hey! Meredith Baxter! Screw you!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  January 7, 2010, 16:07
Hey Chris Matthews! Guess what! You're white! You're also a fat dumbass!
Conway (guest)  -  March 2, 2010, 23:49
My God, Dylan Ratigan, you are a white ASSHOLE!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  March 6, 2010, 23:01
Hey, Carol Boltz, do me a favor, don't try to out certain celebrities and not try to mask it pretending it wasn't gossip. That really makes you such a hypocrite.
neetchah (guest)  -  March 27, 2010, 00:43
DUH! those guys are not from America- try the land down under or . . .
Conway (guest)  -  May 30, 2010, 21:38
What the fuck are you talking about, neetchah?
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  May 30, 2010, 21:39
I don't know. He's probably talking about the video. Who the fuck cares about that?
Conway (guest)  -  August 5, 2010, 04:37
http://michellemalkin.com/2010/08/04/calif-judge-overturns-voter-approved-prop-8-gay-marriage-ban/comment-page-3/#comment-967460 HEY, CHAPOUTIER! YOU KNOW WHAT! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE SUCH A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, THAT IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE NOT A PSYCHIATRIST MUCH LESS EVEN A GOOD LAWYER!
David S. Ortiz (guest)  -  September 1, 2010, 18:14
You have to be a royal a$s to post that video and believe you've actually said something. And yes, I know that atheists and agnostics are the children of baboons. All the rest of us are OK with that. Just keep it all in your own family, won't you? Peace.
Lurkerlurk (guest)  -  May 17, 2011, 00:36
Hey it's no fair to talk shit on this ehrich guy without linking to his blog
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  November 13, 2011, 12:58
Hey Lurkerlurk! Go f*ck yourself! We don't need you here!
Conway (guest)  -  November 13, 2011, 13:04
http://michellemalkin.com/2011/11/09/david-gregory-2/comment-page-2/#comment-1267826 Hey Ota Benga! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! You're the asshole who keeps trying to get the last word not anyone else! You're the one who offers nothing substantive around here! Here's something substantive for YOU: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
Conway (guest)  -  November 13, 2011, 13:15
Oh, and one more thing, Ota Benga, Michelle Malkin troll... FUCK YOU!
ArkansasGuy (guest)  -  July 27, 2012, 11:44
http://michellemalkin.com/2012/07/24/report-sensitivity-training-run-amok-at-georgetown-u/comment-page-2/#comment-1352077 Chapoutier! You slimeball! Who are YOU to interpret what Rush can gather Fuck's... I'm sorry... Fluke's testimony! You suck as a lawyer and ac commenter! You're not going to get the last word here! FUCK YOU! I'll say it again: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!
Conway (guest)  -  January 26, 2014, 23:39
Hey, Rachel Cryer and Laurel Bowman! Fuck off and go to Hell! You are the two reasons what is wrong with society! You want to be oppressive bitches, go to a Muslim country and kow what it feels like! FUCK YOU!!!!
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