I'm 55 seconds in...I can't take it anymore!!!...........somebody make it stop!!
Johooh (guest) - June 29, 2006, 22:00
I agree! its the worst song ever!
smartguy (guest) - June 29, 2006, 22:53
holy shit is this for real or a parody???? 43 seconds...
lubo (guest) - June 29, 2006, 23:18
lmao, am I the only one who loved it? :D:D:D
Jace (guest) - June 29, 2006, 23:20
I'd say the last minute is good . . too much to sit through tho =p
julle (guest) - June 29, 2006, 23:45
Song is worst ever, but video... :D
pre (guest) - June 30, 2006, 00:10
ooooohhhhh boy. he probably still has that keg belly too. why is this guy even......
voi (guest) - June 30, 2006, 00:56
vittu
W-man (guest) - June 30, 2006, 01:31
It's so bad that it's funny.
HGV (guest) - June 30, 2006, 01:35
actually the music isnt half bad.
guest (guest) - June 30, 2006, 01:43
I made it about 20 seconds, fast forwarded to see if it got better.
Nope. It gets worse!
Rhyno (guest) - June 30, 2006, 02:00
Is Hasselhoff trying to be funny? If so, I'm laughing at him, not with him.
Ry (guest) - June 30, 2006, 02:43
Pretty good. You have to watch it all the way through to enjoy it though. It's like a parody of himself. =D
LOL (guest) - June 30, 2006, 02:54
Get out of my car!
"But you just said that you'd take me home"
Well it's just too far!
"But there's no way that I can get there alone"
I couldn't care less!
"Maybe I could see you next week?"
But you look a mess!
"Well look who's talking, you got no right to speak"
Get out of my car!
"You told me that you were a really nice guy"
Well I ain't!
Awesome.
goodshorts - June 30, 2006, 04:35
i'm embarrased for him. how does he even get funding???
Wow (guest) - June 30, 2006, 05:52
This probably made 17 8billion umpteen dollars$$ in Germany.
weak (guest) - June 30, 2006, 07:20
if he said that to me i'd slash his tires and then be like "you dont drive the batmobile asshole, lose those gay eject buttons"
blindgaenger - June 30, 2006, 07:23
ahaha, what a creep!
blindgaenger - June 30, 2006, 07:29
can't stop watching it, maybe it's because im german..
Lee (guest) - June 30, 2006, 09:40
GONGG SHOW REJECT
Nice_guy (guest) - June 30, 2006, 12:06
HaHa ... Thats really funny.. Bad as He...
Mariapia (guest) - June 30, 2006, 12:14
This is horrible! I don't know if he's serious or if it's all just a joke.
_kathla_ (guest) - June 30, 2006, 13:04
And this guy is still alive. Why? And how the hell can he be making money on shit like this?
viiru (guest) - June 30, 2006, 13:46
omg why he had to make this song? :D:D:D
sd (guest) - June 30, 2006, 23:24
The best part is at about 57 seconds, where he looks like a mongoloid on speed! :P
concerned viewer (guest) - July 1, 2006, 00:15
this isnt a joke...Hasselhoff is HUGE in Germany lol! complete madness
GigaDevan - July 1, 2006, 00:33
It's a self-parody. To all the people who hated the video: Watch the last minute. It's great.
DiDi (guest) - July 1, 2006, 00:37
Most Hasslehof videos are like this. Featuring KITT and stupid backgrounds :)
????? (guest) - July 1, 2006, 06:55
GERMANY!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Dantalion - July 1, 2006, 11:34
Horrible.
moa (guest) - July 1, 2006, 14:40
think the orginal is from Ted Mulry Gang,
Darkness (guest) - July 2, 2006, 03:45
Life is more colourful, humourous, light and vibrant for this man and his following. wonderful.
darkness? (guest) - July 2, 2006, 06:37
more like drunkness?
The dude (guest) - July 2, 2006, 17:09
man, what the hell was that?? its so bad my eyes started to bleed for a while
Jerry (guest) - July 3, 2006, 01:29
Ha Ha, ????(guest), dont ask whats wrong with Germany. David Hasseloff is punishment for that incident they started over 60 years ago.
Koreman (guest) - July 4, 2006, 00:40
But wait there's more---- The Germans the master race.
ZelciuZ (guest) - July 4, 2006, 01:05
He's outdone himself this time, check out his T-Shirt- don't hassel the hoff! It' say's it all.
Anna, Swe (guest) - July 4, 2006, 02:04
I Love It!! I wonder if he know's how GAY he looks when he dances! And all those flashy backrounds... American flag also! lol... I love it. Funny lyrics!
Dan Moore (guest) - July 4, 2006, 05:15
Wow...Yikes. Cheese factor = off the scale. I weep for our generation....
Rubber_Ring (guest) - July 4, 2006, 11:29
Don't mess with The Hoff.
Runs With Wolves (guest) - July 4, 2006, 12:10
He's Hoff his head!
brendo (guest) - July 4, 2006, 12:55
i limp slowly to the bathroom each morning to perform my ablutions with the tender pace of a ferret on in-line skates. make of this what you will....just don't mess with the hoff!
bumpy dog (guest) - July 4, 2006, 14:26
Jones.....Humperdink......Hoffmeister!!!
Don't HASSLE the HOFF....great T-shirt, where can I buy one?
On a seriouser note, do you think the Hoff suffers from bi-polar syndrome....get in my car...get out my car..... what gives?
jonesy (guest) - July 4, 2006, 14:32
Kerb-crawling pervert! Aren't there laws against this sort of thing?
brendo (guest) - July 4, 2006, 14:34
i limp slowly to the bathroom each morning to perform my ablutions with the tender pace of a ferret on in-line skates. make of this what you will....just don't mess with the hoff!
jonesy (guest) - July 4, 2006, 14:34
Kerb-crawling pervert! Aren't there laws against this sort of thing?
bumpy dog (guest) - July 4, 2006, 15:55
What's with the double posts you spain bound married gonks?
didde - July 4, 2006, 17:38
Great!
hemi (guest) - July 5, 2006, 19:05
who picks his songs ??
bumpy dog (guest) - July 6, 2006, 09:45
A Guy called Brendo, a Glaswegian musical impresario, oversees the Hoff's musical direction and in fact plays all the instruments on each song. Well, I say instruments, he plays the drums and digitally manipulates the drum sound by the use of computers and samplers to build the complex tunes and arrangments. He is, in fact, a genius and (this is a little known fact) he is also the Hoff's twin sister. Amazing!
bumpy dog (guest) - July 6, 2006, 10:55
A Guy called Brendo, a Glaswegian musical impresario, oversees the Hoff's musical direction and in fact plays all the instruments on each song. Well, I say instruments, he plays the drums and digitally manipulates the drum sound by the use of computers and samplers to build the complex tunes and arrangments. He is, in fact, a genius and (this is a little known fact) he is also the Hoff's twin sister. Amazing!
cdk (guest) - July 6, 2006, 11:09
cool
o_O! (guest) - July 7, 2006, 05:09
*bumpy dog said* "he is also the Hoff's twin sister". Say what?
german (guest) - July 11, 2006, 10:28
First of all, HAsselhoff ISN't huge in Germany, he WAS huge and that's about 15 years ago. Second of all: Keep making fun of the germans - David Hasselhoff was still born and RAISED in the US! The US is what made him like that. And if you wanna talk about incidents from the past look at US incidents of the present!
Greetings from Germany...
ps: It's a parody and it's funny. If you don't think so: Don't watch it!
german (guest) - July 11, 2006, 10:31
First of all, HAsselhoff ISN't huge in Germany, he WAS huge and that's about 15 years ago. Second of all: Keep making fun of the germans - David Hasselhoff was still born and RAISED in the US! The US is what made him like that. And if you wanna talk about incidents from the past look at US incidents of the present!
Greetings from Germany...
ps: It's a parody and it's funny. If you don't think so: Don't watch it!
Mike (guest) - July 11, 2006, 13:50
Metal as f**k
M i k E (guest) - July 11, 2006, 19:34
the funniest song ever..i love it..not this rap f#*k and bitch bullshit..this is real catchy funny music...A++
Thomas (guest) - July 12, 2006, 03:04
The song is great! it's very funny.
I always understand instead of "I know your game" "I know you are gay"...
I_AM_THE_HOFF (guest) - July 12, 2006, 20:41
This song is the best ever, up the Hoff!!!!!!!!
Syntmaister (guest) - July 13, 2006, 00:02
I recognize the girl in the car but can´t seem to place her anywhere. Anyone who knows!? It´s killing my brain not to know! =P
Nato (guest) - July 14, 2006, 00:35
omg.. unreal...it sickens me, the fact that an asshole like this can make millions looking totally stupid, and I cant' seem to make ends meet being normal!! WTF??? Brutal.. absolutely brutal
rosignol (guest) - July 14, 2006, 09:06
Wow.
He must have a great sense of humor to be able to make something like that.
It's not often that you see famous people who are so very willing to make fun of themselves.
Becky (guest) - July 14, 2006, 12:13
Fantastic!!! I couldn't stop watching it
hugoagogo (guest) - July 15, 2006, 01:14
cool!!!!
Melissa (guest) - July 16, 2006, 05:31
I had to watch it just see if it got and worse and oh my did it ever!!! He's old and is trying to act hot!!! LMAO
Kortisoni - July 16, 2006, 15:50
This is great parody. If you don't realize it is a parody, you're either mongoloid or American. Anyone who disagrees, should be bound, tortured and killed violently.
jk (guest) - July 18, 2006, 10:52
Hasselhoff is ugly as ever but the song and the movie is funny
Chick_w/a_dick (guest) - July 18, 2006, 14:40
I think The Hoff's one of the most sexy human beings alife. Imagine him wearing nothing else than that smelly leather jacket.
Drewlamundo!
Normanator (guest) - July 20, 2006, 09:10
Hil-f*cking-arious.
Karl (guest) - July 21, 2006, 16:37
Agree with "german": Nobody knows this song in germany, because its only released in australia!!! And: Hasselhoff is almost forgotten in germany too.
Im German and listen to "jump in my car" for the first time today...its awesome!!! :D
I dont know why, but The Hoff is so funny!!!
I think we german love him, because we can sing all his songs after the first listening...its so easy english! ;)
Great song and fantastic Video!
...he's the punishment for what you've did!
Victor (guest) - July 28, 2006, 07:58
Who cares? The chicks are hot!!!!!
jacqui (guest) - August 1, 2006, 12:22
HA HA HA david hasselhoff is such a toolbox! well i'm from australia! so there
bethatasitmay (guest) - August 5, 2006, 19:16
His rendition of the song on the "America's Got Talent" show I thought was well done. He's no Rod Stewart, but the song is catchy and he does a pretty good job of singing it.
flowerpower1992 (guest) - August 9, 2006, 09:19
yes i do agree he is rather a toolbox. the chicks in this video are young enough to be his grandchildren, which i must say is rather disturbing.... but really you can't help but laugh. by the way THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL SONG IT WAS MADE BY THE TED MULRY GANG... they are an aussie band. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Dolphin5 (guest) - August 9, 2006, 16:11
I love Americab Idol, the X Factor, and this is just so amusing... LMFAO...loved it
good god (guest) - August 12, 2006, 09:07
ahehehehehehe... BLUDDY HILARIOUS!
max.p (guest) - August 17, 2006, 15:46
MMMMMM i like that Girl.... MMmmmm
The song is funny to :p
asdf (guest) - August 30, 2006, 04:28
how could you not like this?
Deleted0001 - August 30, 2006, 16:31
Weird.
Del (guest) - September 13, 2006, 18:21
Who is the hotty that gets in the car with him. Worth watching just to have a look at her!!!!!
fritz the german (guest) - September 30, 2006, 21:04
sis is se best act ever!
you stupid americans just don't know what you have in david. come back to us, david!
*i've been looking for freedom..."
The Rossmeister (guest) - October 1, 2006, 23:50
He's just the best at making everything as bad as it is! Touble is i think buying the T-shirt might get me a bird down the local. Lets see...
Sebastiaan (guest) - October 3, 2006, 16:10
Who's that girl in the car???!!!
izza-rock - October 3, 2006, 20:22
fucking shiiat!!! I HATED IT!!! >:O
tino (guest) - October 4, 2006, 15:25
Erstklassig - einfach gut!
Peter (guest) - October 5, 2006, 16:59
Only the Hoffmeister could get away with this!! It's awesful and i love it!!!!!
Jen & Chris (guest) - October 6, 2006, 20:49
I thought this was ace! funniest vid in a long time! Remember "Don't Hassel The Hoff!" :)
tony (guest) - October 25, 2006, 10:57
Whhhhyyy couldn't he sing in german and in brail and in jail. its a crime against music well in the hoff!
Dave W (guest) - November 1, 2006, 21:55
Got the version by Chris Spedding [1977]
it`s not as funny as this, but I like it.
LMFAO (guest) - November 8, 2006, 18:02
I think the Government has bought the rights so they can use it as part of a new torchure system.
Veka (guest) - December 6, 2006, 22:06
So horrible and trashy..but soooo funny....
He and Chuck Norris are the kings!!
mrsjc (guest) - December 27, 2006, 23:16
funny i like it
remyd (guest) - September 24, 2007, 14:07
this vid is sooo bad taste that it's entertaining again! catchy in a extreme ironic way...the jumped in chick's really HOT!!
check out "I'm hooked on a feeling" worst vidiocilp ever, the HOFF probably found out that there is a bluescreen... :D
steven (guest) - September 30, 2007, 18:19
the hoff its amazin i love him in the uk he's ace but who is the gorgeous girl with him in the car?
bob in milwaukee (guest) - March 4, 2008, 01:35
does anyone know the hot chicks name in the video?
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